Battle of the sexes

An interesting, tongue in the cheek at the battle of the sexes:

What is in a name?

If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.

If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.

Eating Out

When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.

When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Money

A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.

A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.

Bathrooms

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the last motel he stayed over in.

The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

Arguments

Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Cats

Women love cats.

Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.

Future

A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.

Success

A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.

A successful woman is one who can find that a man.

Marriage

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Dressing Up

A woman will dress up when she goes shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads a book.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Natural

Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.

Women will somehow deteriorate during the night.

Children

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favourite foods, fears and dental appointments.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Thought for the Day

Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people to remember the same thing.

Is She Attracted to You?

Men often wonder whether women are attracted to them, mainly because women are much more subtle than men when it comes to showing their attraction towards someone.

Here are the ways women may show that they like you:

1. When She Wants to Speak to You:

·      She will point her feet in your direction when standing up.

·      She may smile, or look away embarrassed, when holding eye contact.

·      She jerks her leg in your direction if sitting down with legs crossed.

·      She adjusts her posture - sitting up straighter and holding in her belly.

·      She faces you with her hips/legs towards you while sitting.

·      She opens up her body language to you while standing.

·      She brushes up against you unnecessarily when she passes.

·      She looks at you twice before approach.

·      She touches her hair when she notices you.

If you receive any of these gestures, definitely move in and begin conversation with her. The next aim is to move the interaction along to a point where the girl actually wants to continue pursuing a conversation with you. This may happen instantly, or it could take a while. If you have jumped straight in without any of the above signals, look for some of the below to know if she is interested.

2. If She is Interested in Extending the Interaction:

·      She asks your name.

·      She asks you other questions.

·      She responds with extended answers to your questions.

So those are the signs that she likes you enough to want to talk to you, but how can you tell if she actually wants to get physical with you?

3. If She is Sexually Attracted to You:

·      She strokes her neck when talking to you.

·      She gazes at your mouth.

·      She tilts head to the side when speaking to you.

·      Her pupils dilate.

·      She laughs at your jokes, even if they aren't funny.

·      She is happy listening to you even when you are talking nonsense.

·      She holds eye contact with you and doesn't look around the room or at her friends. (Note - if she is nervous and it is just not her character to hold strong eye contact, she could still be interested.)

·      She is doesn't mind you touching her and entering her space.

·      She is willing to leave her friends and stay with you.

·      She laughs and hits you on the shoulder when you tease her.

·      She looks at you in a dreamy way.

·      She asks if you're single.

·      She uses your name in conversation.

·      She leans in towards you.

Knowing the signs that a woman is attracted to us is very useful, as it not only tells you whether or not to make the move but also helps to avoid missing crucial opportunities.

Love,

Engela

Lovemaking to show love?

Life after marriage is a little serious as responsibilities start from the day one. With this learning process, love is tightly wrapped in the heart as the couple feel that there is still time to share feelings.

 But life is too short and love needs to be a part so what may be the best to express it other than physical intimacy? Now, the couple are legally bond so lovemaking can be their daily routine.

With marriage both men and women are assured that they will be for each other so love can happen any anytime. A hot scene on TV can turn the couple on, a silly cat fight can become a move to get close and the household work can put a foundation to build a love network.

 Love is in the air after marriage, any time can be the time to make love. Men tend to dress as less as possible when they are at home while women wouldn't mind shelling out money for fancy night wears.

 Women try to get tips from the experienced to spice the romance between them and their husband. They wear fragrant products to set the mood for the day.

 After marriage, love needs no materialistic things such as greeting cards or sweets but learning lovemaking techniques (the new positions, tricks and ideas) is what couples expect. They even gift each other lingerie, flavoured condoms or even Viagra to get the utmost pleasure.

 The 'married' always want lovemaking to be a way to present love and not to see it as a task. As long as the couple enjoy each other, the bonding is strong and the understanding levels are also high so lovemaking is indeed the best way to express love after marriage.

Love,

Engela

We must have friends

It is a known fact that women are good at making friends easily. They can build up relations faster than males as they do not hesitate and are more than happy to have a large number of friends. Women do not take long to make friends even when they pass their teens. They are more open and talkative and thus have no difficulty in enlarging their circle of friends.

When it comes to males, it seems they are more reserved and not much interested in developing a friendship circle. Generally, men have difficulty in developing male friends, it is only their school and college friends they are friendly with, and it is occasionally they meet them. They seem to enjoy life less when it comes to spending time with male friends.

All people should create a circle of friends and not wait for their old school or college friends to come and spend some time with them. It is also important to make friends where they are working. It is necessary to spend some time with your friends. It makes you feel fresh and lively as you have a different kind of enjoyment with your friends. This kind of enjoyment is important for a healthy relationship with people because when free from stress, a person gets a change from the regular routine and may also listening to his or her friends to get some insight regarding the worth of a relationship.

Love Quotes

Do Men Love Foreplay Like Women?

It is often believed that only women love foreplay. Is it true? Well the answer is No. Even men crave for foreplay and the moves which women do to drive them crazy. Men love to fantasize and this is what makes them crazy for foreplay. The oral love which a woman gives to a man makes him more excited to make love. Lets check out what moves woman does to excite a man.

Foreplay men love and the moves woman makes:

1. Men love to watch visuals. When a woman tries to excite a man, she tries some wild moves which makes the man go crazy in seconds.

2. Wearing sensual outfits especially lingerie is a sign of sensuality which excites the man fall for her.

3. One of the woman moves which drives a man crazy is talking dirty. The way she talk and asks for orgasm makes the man feel good and wanted.

4. The way of undressing and feeling the man's body makes the foreplay erotic for the couple.

5. Men love striptease. Try to striptease and make it erotic. Add music and create ambiance as a man loves such a move of woman.

6. Men love to enjoy foreplay. A hand job can make it good to enjoy male orgasm but men crave for mouth job which is seldom liked by women.

7. Even a sign of making love by the woman by texting or mailing is a nice move which men love.

8. Appreciating the actions and moves of the man also encourages to do more!

9. If the woman wears or does anything which her man likes also drives a man crazy. It helps stretch foreplay.

10. Footsie is flirtatious and intimate. This is a nice sign of sensuality to give the hint of making love. Try it on a man and see the magic of footsie move of a woman.

These 10 points makes a men love foreplay as the moves woman makes can add more to the orgasm 

session!

By Amrisha

Is She Attracted to You?

Many guys wonder whether women are attracted to them, mainly because women are much more subtle than guys when it comes to showing their attraction towards someone. However, once you know the secrets, spotting the signs is easy. Just one of these actions is enough to act on; more than one - then go for it! Here are the ways women may show that they like you:

1. When She Wants to Speak to You:

·      She will point her feet in your direction when standing up.

·      She may smile, or look away embarrassed, when holding eye contact.

·      She jerks her leg in your direction if sitting down with legs crossed.

·      She adjusts her posture - sitting up straighter and holding in her belly.

·      She faces you with her hips/legs towards you while sitting.

·      She opens up her body language to you while standing.

·      She brushes up against you unnecessarily when she passes.

·      She looks at you twice before approach.

·      She touches her hair when she notices you.

If you receive any of these gestures, definitely move in and begin conversation with her. The next aim is to move the interaction along to a point where the girl actually wants to continue pursuing a conversation with you. This may happen instantly, or it could take a while. If you have jumped straight in without any of the above signals, look for some of the below to know if she is interested.

2. If She is Interested in Extending the Interaction:

·      She asks your name.

·      She asks you other questions.

·      She responds with extended answers to your questions.

So those are the signs that she likes you enough to want to talk to you, but how can you tell if she actually wants to get physical with you?

3. If She is Sexually Attracted to You:

·      She strokes her neck when talking to you.

·      She gazes at your mouth.

·      She tilts head to the side when speaking to you.

·      Her pupils dilate.

·      She laughs at your jokes, even if they aren't funny.

·      She is happy listening to you even when you are talking nonsense.

·      She holds eye contact with you and doesn't look around the room or at her friends. (Note - if she is nervous and it is just not her character to hold strong eye contact, she could still be interested.)

·      She is doesn't mind you touching her and entering her space.

·      She is willing to leave her friends and stay with you.

·      She laughs and hits you on the shoulder when you tease her.

·      She looks at you in a dreamy way.

·      She asks if you're single.

·      She uses your name in conversation.

·      She leans in towards you.

Knowing the signs that a girl is attracted to us is very useful, as it not only tells you whether or not to make the move but also helps to avoid missing crucial opportunities. Your success rate with women will increase significantly, just by knowing how to read them.

 Beautiful women

What do men want?

What are men looking for in a relationship with a woman?

I mean the average man. The man you will fall for – fall in love with him.

In my opion and according to my own experience, this is what a man want. Really want!

Men want someone they can be crazy, madly, deeply in love with— and they want someone who feels the same way about them. 

Men do not want to be alone. For this matter, nobody wants to be alone. We were created to be with someone.  Men want to be part of a home and family and they want to belong somewhere.  Women are much better at making a home for themselves than men are.  When a man has a broken heart, he goes to another woman.  When a woman has one, she usually goes to her girlfriends.

Generally, men want to be with someone who is physically appealing, but what they really want is someone who takes care of herself, has some pride in her appearance, shows some style and taste in her clothes, makeup, and hair, and spends a little time making herself look as good as she can.  What he doesn’t want is someone who is so self-absorbed in herself, obsessed on her looks, and shallow in her outlook, she has no time or depth to notice him.

Men do not want to be with someone who is angry, yelling, and acting out.  They do not want a woman with a cold, edgy, or negative attitude.  They want to be with someone who is not a doormat, but who chooses to see more of the good in them than the bad.

Men love feminine women.  They love women who smell good, wear soft textures and who are truly woman!

Men are also sentimental creatures, just like us.  They desperately want to trust the person they give their heart to. 

Women who have charm, wit, and a deeply developed sense of humor are irresistible. Being with a woman that they can share laughter with makes men feel fearless.

Lastly, men want physical intinacy – but deeper than that – they want someone with a healthy, happy attitude about sex.  Combine that with the above and what do you have?  Men in love.  What men really want—is to be in love.

Jenny

Ideas to get a man into the mood

Getting a man into a mood to make love is not a difficult task as men love to see visual stuffs and that alone can excite a man. There are many ways to excite a man as each individual has his own fantasies, likes and dislikes. But trying simple ideas to get a man horny is possible for a woman. So, here are ideas to make a man horny.

Ideas to make a man horny:

Visually: As men are visual creatures, they get attracted to sensual visuals. Try some sensual act like a dirty dance in front of him to appeal a man. Use sensual techniques as men love it.

Strip tease: This is a commonly used idea to make a man horny. Try a slow strip tease for greater impact! Men love to see a woman in such a situation. If you try to strip tease, use your imagination freely. A sensual dance or a song can be followed together to get him in a mood to make love.

Gestures: Sucking your lips in a sensual way while playing a romantic song in the background is fun. To raise the mood to make love, wear a sensual lingerie.

Reveal: A small view of your cleavage works wonders if you want to excite a man. Showing your legs in a short dress is also a common idea to make a man horny.

Be naughty: If you are in a mood for lovemaking but outside like for a dinner, you can get him excited for a session before returning home. Try touching him and his sensual body parts to prepare him for an orgasm!

Feel yourself: Try to feel yourself sensually in front of him. Pull your dress to show your cleavage and feel your body. Try to get close to him and feel him too. Don't let him touch you. The control will end up wild!

Try these ideas to make a man horny and enjoy the orgasm!

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